It wasn’t at an expensive health retreat or a medical clinic where I found my answer - I already tried one of those - you know where they tell you all the things you have done wrong your entire adult life - how it's all your fault - poor choices, poor genetics - and then want you to spend the rest of your life on this or that which may or may not do any good. No, it was actually a Girl's Day Out to a neighborhood summer festival last year, right here in Savannah.
And I didn't even want to go on a Girl's Day Out. I dreaded being out in public. Figuring out something comfortable to wear, walking around all morning, chancing running into anyone that I knew - well it was just not my idea of fun. It was the last thing that I wanted to do on a Saturday morning, especially with Barbara. Now, don't get me wrong, I LOVE my friend Barbara, but she is so bubbly and happy and outgoing and full of energy. And she has maintained her figure - maybe deep down I was a tad bit jealous. She is STILL everything that I USE to be and that I have been unable to find myself back again. Unknowingly to her, she is a constant reminder of that fact.
I finally had to accept that now I had become the token Fat Friend, and gave in. Yes, Barbara, I will go with you to the Summer Festival.
Well, I am glad that Barbara convinced me to get out of the house and go. It would change the rest of my life for the better - FOREVER.
You see, it was there at the festival, that Barbara lead me straight to a little booth decorated with tropical vibes and vibrant color. Once there, she introduced me to the holistic health practitioner.
The holistic health practitioner then began to share with me the tropical secret to transformation and better health.
She showed me a weight-shedding miracle, bypassing the usual diets and sweat sessions, that she promised would just take me mere seconds each morning, or even at bedtime.
She explained to me how it liquefies fat cells into nothing. How it helps to activate something called "brown fat". She shared with me how thousands and thousands of women all across the country have already experienced their own transformations.
Seeing my skepticism, she said, “Linda, what you need isn’t another complicated fitness plan or unbearable ‘health drink’. What you need is this - this 7-second routine, a tropical secret.”
Even Barbara could also see my hesitation. She took my hand and looked me in the eyes and said, "Listen Linda. I have been so worried about you. I know you've tried everything else. You really should give this one a try too. At least this one has a Money-Back Guarantee. And confession time, I have been doing it myself. It has helped me to keep everything in check."
